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The world as I left it, Mary Ruefle

Wood, cement, steel, polyester.
Glass, marble, ink and ether.
Water, ash, asphalt and leather. Plastic.
Stone, fur, copper and silk. Silver, cotton,
paper and clay. Bone, horn, coal, gold,
gas, soil, rubber and cardboard. Mud. Tin.
Wool, wax, lead. Ice, oil, paint and bronze.
Rayon, cork, vinyl and sand. Numbers.
Dust, slate, graphite and glue.
I was almost happy.

4 weeks ago
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Ew.

-snogging

-necking

-sucking face

-swapping spit

-macking 

-frenching

1 month ago
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It just occurred to me (my extremities are really cold) to microwave myself. But that wouldn’t actually work at all. Back to square one. 

2 months ago
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I always do that! I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
Kevin (Dave Chappelle), You’ve got Mail 
2 months ago
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Repression is the highest form of flattery.

2 months ago
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You’re a Doll.

Repression is the highest form of flattery.

It’s difficult—if you try hard enough—I know

you can get it. Take off your glasses,

to see worse and look better. Roll the eyes.

I’ll wear my contacts all week—be new

and improved. It feels wrong. Contortion

is the highest form of flattery. I’m flexible

if I can plan everything out. You’re fine

if you’re quiet enough about it. Clowns

are fucking serious. Clowning is the highest

form of not giving a shit. Embody your

emotions and imitate yourself. You’re fine.

2 months ago
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Getty Images flip book via BBDO. This is what makes me excited about advertising. 

2 months ago
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It’s just SO good. 

(Source: Spotify)

3 months ago
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